Having sex with creatures from the future is a bad idea. Especially if you are a shrimp.
“Darwin somehow discovered that men are descended from monkeys, although he could have known this already if he’d asked the men’s wives.” PJ O’Rourke Holidays in Heck
North Korean Defense Chief Catches Flak for Falling Asleep
Really CNN, was this the best you could do? North Korean Defense Chief Killed by Anti-Aircraft Fire
“I wouldn’t piss on him if he was on fire, unless I was pissing petrol.” – British farmer on politician George Galloway.
Puffington Host announces most popular baby names of 2014 and Shebootaquae is not one of them. Google returns no hits for Shebootaquae. I am crushed.